Were the velvet underground and we have come to play
Its been 28 years since weve been here to the day
Theres maureen, shes on the drums, shes havin lot of fun
Lets hear it for moe tucker, beat those skins for everyone
There is sterling morrison, hes playing the guitar
Hes a guitar hero, kicks their asses really far
Now you got here john and me
Now you got here john and me, we want no part of this
Thats because we think it is real pretentious shit
