Mr. Spindel`s Phone Call — текст песни (Adam Sandler)

[Phone Rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
[Mr Spindel:] Hullo!
[Student: Whispering] Hey Mr. Spindel. How`s algebra class going?
[Chuckling]
[Mr Spindel:] Whut!?
[Student: Whispering] You`re in for a big surprise tommorrow
during 5th period!
[Chuckling]
[Mr Spindel:] Hey! Who is this!
[Student Hangs up phone]

[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] Hullo!
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] Hullo!
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] Who is this!?
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] Hullo!
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] Answer me!
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] Who is this!?
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] Hullo!
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] For God`s sake! Who are you!?
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] Hullo!
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] Hullo!
[Dial tone]

[Operator recording playing If you`d like to make a call...]
[Mr Spindel:] Who is that!?
[Recording continues]
[Mr Spindel:] Hullo!
[Recording continues]
[Mr Spindel:] Who are you!?
[Recording continues]
[Mr Spindel:] Please answer me!
[Silence]

[Bleeping noise]
[Mr Spindel:] Oh God! Who is this!?
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] WHY!? WHY!?
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] Just tell me your name.
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] Please.
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] I`m gonna hang up!
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] I`m warning you!
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] Hullo!
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] Whoever this is, I`m gonna hang up!
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] That`s it!
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] Damn you kids!!
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] Damn you!!
[Slams down phone]

[Phone rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
[Mr Spindel:] Hullo?
[Ted:] Yeah, Bill.
[Mr Spindel:] Oh, TED!
[Ted:] I`ve been trying to get through to you forever.
Who have you been talking to?
[Mr Spindel:] I don`t know. So help me God! I don`t know!