(Darryl Staedtler)
You ain`t never fell as far as when you fall in love
Except the fall you take when you`ve been loved and given up
When you have your heart and soul rubbed into the dirt
An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper will take away the hurt
Give me an 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper
And I`ll start feeling I forgot her
Get a little loose and lose her memory
And I won`t think I`m close to dying
Because it dries up all my crying
An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper always sets me free
It ain`t easy losing love although it`s turned out bad
All at once you`re turning off old feelings you once had
But I found a helping hand right here in my hand
And 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper will help me take `em out
Give me an 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper
And I`ll start feeling I forgot her
Get a little loose and lose her memory
And I won`t think I`m close to dying
Because it dries up all my crying
An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper always sets me free