i am a puppet on a string i am the worst thing worst thing you`ve ever seen i am impossible to believe i`m pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity i`m irrational i`m illogical hypocritical a bleeding heart liberal i`m an alien dressed like gideon i`m a malcontent a thorough modern idiot watch me as i fall i am humble i am vain what motivates me something i can`t explain i am outrageous and insane i`m fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine i`m an honest hypocrite imploding modern idiot i am a slave to my abuse convicted caught with no excuse i`m pathetic apathetic disillusioned disconnected i am lost i am free i`m impossible to believe a walking chemical statistically impossible a thorough modern idiot watch me as i fall