Every eleven minutes, across the USA
a man is a victim of Cock Blocking
This action usually results in broken friendships
The following, is an example..
[Kool] Aiyyo Jinx
[Jinx] Hey whassup G?
[Kool] This girl`ll be here in a minute
[Jinx] Uh-huh
[Kool] The bitch got a nice ass, and I`m tryin to get in it
[Jinx] Cool, that`s alright, but why you tellin me this shit?
[Kool] To make sure you don`t mind
[Jinx] Uh-huh
[Kool] chillin out while I hit it
[Jinx] Naww nigga, I`ll just turn on the TV set
[Jinx] Get paid, hit the skins, get some pussy, get your dick wet
[Kool] Alright bet, because my dick is hard as hell
*ding dong ding dong*
[Kool] The bitch is ringin on my bell
Opened the door, Whassup baby? Yo come on in
Here, take a seat, I`ll introduce you to my friend
Now everything is going according to plan
Yo Jinx this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man (Whassup baby?)
I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat
Yo Jinx, Whassup?
Later nigga, I`m goin to the back See ya!
I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused..
.. I`m gonna get some drawers
So we laid on the bed and I just smiled
Because I`m dreamin about fuckin her doggystyle
So I`m thinkin bout some hits that I can slip her
*zipper sound* Fuck it, I`ll just pull down her zipper
Feelin her ass, and damn the shit is soft
Aiyyo baby, why don`t you take your shirt and pants off?
I got the whore ready to let a nigga score
*knocking* Yo who the FUCK is at my door?
*knocking* Now she`s annoyed, and boy I got some luck
I cracked the door, Yo Jinx, what the FUCK is up?
Aiyyo G man, I just, y`know, I wanna get some water and shit
You know I`m kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? Heh heh
What water nigga? Go `head, go and get it Aight
Now leave me the fuck alone so I can hit it Aight thanks man
So then I slammed the door shut *door slams*
I turned around this bitch is pullin her pants back on her butt
Nah chill, yo he ain`t comin back no more
I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh*
I`m tryin to convince her but the shit didn`t work
So now I`m here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops)
Yeah don`t worry, that same shit won`t happen twice
*knocking* Aiyyo G man, where`s the ice??
Shit, didn`t even get my jock in
*knocking* Cause niggaz like Jinx is Cock Blocking
Now you know this just don`t make NO kind of sense
Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??
And for the life of me, I didn`t know why..
Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??
[Kool G. Rap]
Thinkin of a bitch I could be hittin, for no salary
So I called Valerie, found out the bitch was babysittin
The baby`s parents went to Europe; and I could see her now
suckin my dick and lickin my nut like it was maple syrup
She said, Come over I`m alone
And I was knockin at the door before the bitch hung up the phone
Hey whassup baby? You know I miss you Whassup?
Yeah that`s some shit you gotta say to get your dick into the pussy tissue
Went in the house and had a seat
The little boy put fifty motherfuckin toys by my feet
Smashin up my ankles with Tonka jeeps
I wish this little motherfucker`d take his ass to sleep
Now my leg got crazy scratches
I said, Here, you wanna play? I gave his ass a book of matches (Hey!)
I couldn`t even get a rap
Without this little motherfucker jumpin his ass into my bitch`s lap
I started rubbin on her curves
But I`m mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves
I pulled the bitch up by her hair What`s the matter baby?
Aiyyo, whydon`tcha get rid of little man? Alright baby
She took me to a room that was dark Hey, come in here
I was undressin on the way to get a head start
And then I let the door shut
Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the whore`s butt
Suckin on her titties like candy
Five minutes later had her comin in her panties
Now she`s ready for the dick
Yo you ready bitch? (mmm-hmm) Well first, take a lick!
Down on her knees is where she dropped
Suckin on and suckin on and suckin on my cock
Bust that nut, that`s what I`m hopin
Then yo, all of a sudden, the door flew wide open
What the hell is this about? *child crying*
She jumped up in a flash and took my dick out of her mouth
