i dont give an ish about this week and your success
its the scandaline perversion what you do with your excess
same sex lovers, or maybe with your brother
the map of the stars, is my guide
i take them to the houses, but i never go inside
and its calling my name on her bottle of pills
and ill take the fall for his 12 year old girls
CHAUFFER!
stop right here, and a wash and a wax
bel-air, and malibu
back and forth on the 101 yeah ill go to east l.a for you
and i know a way to the hollywood squares
you might kill you lover in a game of truth or dare
but you cant be late to your award ceremony
so ill drop you off first, and ill deliver the bodies
CHAUFFER!
can you take me where i need to go chauffer?
do you know where i can score some blow chauffer?
ill take you where you need to go chauffer
and i know where you can score some blow chauffer
cause im the one whos in the know
yeah im the one whos in the know
oops i forgot about your appointment with joan
hold on a second and ill get her on the phone
were busy, then i guess well have to postpone
flying into the LAX
youre passing up skirts cause of the shooting of your ex
my tainted profile is rolling sunset
while youre in the back giving good as you get
CHAUFFER!
can you take me where i need to go chauffer?
do you know where i can score some blow chauffer?
ill take you where you need to go chauffer
and i know where you can score some blow chauffer
cause im the one whos in the know
yeah im the one whos in the know
yeah im the one whos in the know chauffer
ill take you where you need to go chauffer
and i know where you can score some blow chauffer
cause im the one who knew you when
and im the one who knew you when
and im the one who knew you when chauffer
ill take you where you need to go chauffer
ill take you where you need to go chauffer
ill take you where you need to go
i know where you can score some blow
cause im the one whos in the know
im the one whos in the know
im the one whos in the know chauffer
yeah im the one whos in the know
hold on a second yeah im the one whos in the know
hold on a second yeah im the one whos in the know
repeat(2x)