ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION. TO SLURP
FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY
FLOUNDER FISHIN`. KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS.
UNTIL WE BROUGHT
SKIP O` POT2MUS. AND DADDY`S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE
AND DUMB. AND
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG. LUPUS IN THE
LAVATORY MAKING A BIG
STINK. MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE SINK. M.S.G.ЪFFFFB9S
TANKED UP AND WIZZIN` IN
A CUP. WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP.
CAUSE I`M THE ONE BOTTLE
WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE. AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY
SALES. NOW IT`S MIDNIGHT AND
I`M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED. A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
MANISCHEWITZ. WITH MY
BEER-TINTED GLASSES I`M READY TO BITTY BATTLE. I`M HUNGRY
LIKE THE WOLF BUT I`LL END UP
TENDING CATTLE. CAUSE YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK. (YOU`RE
PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK).
YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK. (YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK).
YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M
DRUNK. (YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK). YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN
I`M DRUNK. (AND I`M PRETTY
FUCKIN` DRUNK). HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE. MR. JIMMY
POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME
BOOTY. CAUSE I`M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY DELIVERY. YOU`D
THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY
THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN` ME. BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE
IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE.
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A PYGMIE. AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
YOU`RE PROBABLY GOING
HOME ALONE. AND IT WOULDN`T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A
DOG A BONE. PLUS BEAUTY, IT`S
ONLY SKIN DEEP. IT`S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER`S
ABOUT TO TWEAK. I
COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN. IT`S A MЪFFFFC9NAGЪFFFFC9
A TROIS YOU AND ME AND
HEINEKEN. CAUSE YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK. (YOU`RE PRETTY
WHEN I`M DRUNK). YOU`RE
PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK. (YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK). YOU`RE
PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK.
(YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK). YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK.
(AND I`M PRETTY FUCKIN`
DRUNK). REGRETS I`VE HAD A FEW. FIRST AND FOREMOST I`D LIKE
TO MENTION YOU. FOR THE SAKE
OF CONVERSATION WE`LL CALL YOU THE BRAND NEW HEAVY. YOUR A
MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT
AND EUGENE LEVY. YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN`
HUTT. YOU HAD
HARPOON SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY. I SMELT TUNA MELT
BUT I WASNЪFFFFB9T GONNA
WORRY. IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN`T GETTIN` SQUAT. SO I ROLLED
YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT
FOR THE WET SPOT. I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN
CHRISTIAN. THEN IT HIT ME
SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS FISHIN`. I WAS DEEP
SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT
CHANCE. BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED
IN YOUR PANTS . AT THAT
JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE. THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS
THAT SIZE. FATTY FATTY
BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT. THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE
AN EXPERIMENT. CAUSE
YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK. (YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK).
YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M
DRUNK. (YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK). YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN
I`M DRUNK. (YOU`RE PRETTY
WHEN I`M DRUNK). YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK. (AND I`M
PRETTY FUCKIN` DRUNK).
