Daddy daddy tell me a story of how you took out that wack mc
No daddy, tell them how you beat down that bootlegger
Daddy daddy tell us a story!
[big daddy kane]
Heh heh, alright, alright, alright yall ok
Come on yall, crowd around daddy now ok? cmon
Yall just sit there and listen
Ima tell you about the mc
And ima tell you about the bootlegger, ok?
Here we go children
It happened at a jam, some kid tried to sham on the program
So I had to silence the lamb and show him who I am
So I just set it off on my competitor
Freakin the funk as I hit em with crazy metaphors
Like back up off me dukes, because youre trippin
You better dry your cranium off, cause your brain is slippin
You beatin me is somethin that I doubt
The only way you could bake kane is workin in a crackhouse
No man alive can withstand the kane flow
I kick so much flavor that my shoes look like a rainbow
You need a whole lot of practice, you thought that you was
On the money so I took you out like taxes!
Now you can flea off, releasin me g, easy be
To keep the great mc
Then I throw em I lean and mean record to spark
So I can school that ass just like joe clark
Next I translated, my rap is more educated
And made it complicated for him to illustrate it
My dexterity, put him in fear of me
And had his mind bewildered by everything he was hearin see
That was enough to slow his whole train of thought down
So I just speeded the pace up more than enough for him to come around
I triple the words, when makin the rhymes, whatever the rhythm
Puttin his mind in a prison
And oh yeah, thats how I did em
Thats how I did em (huh) thats how I did em (hah)
Thats how I did em (huh) thats how I did em (hah)
Thats how I did em (huh) thats how I did em (hah)
Thats how I did em (heyyyyyyyy)
I was out flex, lookin cold sex in a lex
Sippin on a becks, pumpin the remix of das efx
Drive down 125th with my man
And what did I see, bein sold at the stand?
A bunch of bootleg tapes that he had claim on it
So I snatched everything with my name on it
And give me that kool g. rap tape, and give me that ice cube
And all the wu-tang joints, cause theyre my boys too
A man tryin to make a livin, I cant knock it
But now you tried to take money out of my pocket
Word to miz, what the problem is, is that the kids
Didnt buy it from the wiz, they bought your shaky fibs so
Now its time to move him off the block
Pass me the glock cause I might make a body rock
And Ill break down sixteen shots
Thats one + eight + seven on a undercover
Bootlegger, youre worse than a beggar
Makin a fake profit, stop it
Cause I work hard for the money, to make cash flow
To have another come along and take my dough
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
So I just told my man, aiyyo
Throw the tapes in the lexus
Then we burned his whole stand down just like waco, texas
And then I jumped on the brother, with rage
Crushed his ribcage, damn did he get slayed
Cause I dont think he even know whatever hit him
Bootleggers beware, cause yeah I did em
Thats how I did em (huh) thats how I did em (hah)
Thats how I did em (huh) thats how I did em (hah)
Thats how I did em (huh) thats how I did em (hah)
Thats how I did em (heyyyyyyyy)
Give it your best shot, bring it with all you got
And watch the bombs I drop just rock your knot
Cause it aint wise to address me
I wouldnt advise a schoolteacher to test me
Cause I dont just do em, I run through em
And I dont just hurt, uh uh, I body work em
Lyrical torture, never could support ya
For steppin to me, agony is what it brought ya
Cause you never seen this type of lyrical genius
That could never be touched, and I mean this
So one love, ima leave you with the rhythm
Aint no need to go off, cause yo hon know I did em
Thats how I did em (huh) thats how I did em (hah)
Thats how I did em (huh) thats how I did em (hah)
Thats how I did em (huh) thats how I did em (hah)
Thats how I did em (heyyyyyyyy)
