Chorus:
Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:
Pimpin aint easy (pimpin aint eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x
[greg nice]
One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven
Eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven
Twelve, thirteen, start your age;
Fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage
Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum
Better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!
Pick up my pants and thump and thump
I think Ill call up tootie, shell give me some
Watch out, watch out Im drippin live scum
I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a
specially if the hoochies on birht control-a
Lift her up just like a pick up truck
Then I sat her down and we started to fuck
Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, yo-o-o-o-o!
I hope this time I dont make a cookie
Brothers everywhere be callin me a rookie
Two from the greg nice from the o-o-old schoooooool
But bullshit, I aint no fool, cuz
Chorus
[big daddy kane]
Well, I say...extra! extra!
Here is a bachelor comin straight at ya
I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it
The big daddy law is anti-faggot
That means no homosexuality;
Whats in my pantsll make you see reality
And if you wanna see a smooth black casanova -- bend ovah!
Cuz I dont half-step when it comes to broads
The k-a-n-e ll go the whole nine yards
Theres no time for coversation my dear
[moan!] is all I wanna hear
So lets make a move, as I get smooth
Cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe
Im tall, dark and handsome and all that junk
Even white girls be sayin "ooh, kanes a hunk!"
Even puerto rican girls be callin me papi
Some try to copy, but they look sloppy
So imitators who wanna step to a
Brother like me, lick my manure!
Chorus
[smooth b]
Im just goin and Im flowin like a gigolo
And when I used to be with scott, I was a super-hoe
But now Im coolin with kane and greg n-i-c-e
And if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee
I love bonin, and all my friends they will agree
That when it comes to pimpin hoes...it aint easy
First name: smooth. last name: b
When Im bonin a girl, I make her feel heavenly
I like to make em wait, and then make em beg
And when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg
They rub it with oils and suck it with ice
Now Im sweating....my mind is in paradise...
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[scoob lover]
Tip-tip-toein, scoob lovers out hoein
Braggin to the fellas how my flattop was growin
Buyin drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin
Right in front of me...mmm...not even knowin
A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty
Nametag earrings readin off "tootie"
Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams;
From my eyesight that was what it seemed
I said, uh, "come a little bit closer"
To scoob that night, choice guy, she said "hi
Hi...hi, Ive really been wantin to meet you
I just got paid and Ill be very glad to treat you
How bout dinner, a salisbury steak? "
I said, "sorry honey-dip, but I already ate"
So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder
Went for tootie cuz the girl was much older
East to the benz, I slowly walked;
Clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk
Sex in my mind, I was sure of it...
I wanted to tax that ass like the government!
Chorus
[ant live]
Well, its friday night, aint a damn thing funny --
Bitch better have my money
