[ The Fresh Prince on the phone ]
Hello?
Yeah, this is Prince, who`s this?
Yo, what`s up baby, how you doin?
Oh, I`m tryin to see you on a personal tip
You know that, right?
Heh
Ah come on
You been tellin me that for years
You`re a little bit older than me, you know?
You`re 30 years old and I`m 20
Age ain`t nothin but a number, baby
Hey look, I`m young but I`m real strong
Heh
Hey look, I know that, I know, I know
I can`t sport you around in my Benzito
And take you out to dinner and be seen
You know
That`s cool, though
I tell you what
I tell you what
Got a remedy for this problem
This is what I want you to do
I want you to get a globe, right?
I want you to spin the globe, spin it hard baby
Pick anywhere in the world
And I`ll take you there
We`ll be together, alright?
You with that?
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Greek mythological gods are inferior
Studs and playboys, come on, I`m superior
Any man can look and see where the curves are
It takes a real man to find where the nerves are
Women like huggin, kissin and carressin
And eh - ssssslooowww undressin
Calm down, chill out, take your time, dude
Don`t be all rough and fast like a monsoon
Women are soft and fragile, you know delicate
It`s really not appealin to then when the fella gets
All worked up and rushes to the pinnacle
You might think so, but yo, they ain`t with it though
Candlelight dinner, just you and her in a
Nice restaurant is always a winner
Then ah - if she is first rate and on the first date
She says no, be patient, don`t push her, just wait
Because a woman is a gift to a man
They like you +real+ hard but with a gentle hand
So get your act together cause if you`re trippin up
If you`re slippin up, then F.P. is pickin up
All of y`all slack men, cause what you`re lackin
I fill up, so ain`t no need to come back, man
Everything ain`t always the way that it seems
I`m the Fresh Prince, baby doll, and I`m the man of your dreams
[ Jazzy Jeff on the phone ]
Yo, what`s up
Yeah, this Jeff
Yeah, I heard you talked to Prince today, huh?
Yeah
Let me guess
He`s `young but strong`
Yeah
I kinda figured that
Let me ask you a question
Did he kick the `globe` line on you?
Yeah, I thought so
I heard that before too
Look, I`m not into geography
So I`m not gonna ask you to spin no globe and point to where you wanna go
Or spend no dollars or even do back-semis when I come in the room
Because I`m not into that
You know, all I`m askin for is 60 minutes of your time
And I can set the whole record straight
You know what I`m sayin?
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
I`m not tryin to say nothin that`s hard or complex
Or get you psyched with a pose or body flex
I win your lovin with a paid vacation
You know, I`m more into a intellectual stimulation
I make your mind feel good, your body follows it
I pour lovin in, your mind swallows it
I`m not dissin Prince, cause he`s my friend
But boys`ll be boys and men`ll be men
Ladies, your battery`s unstable?
Jazzy Jeff got the world`s best jumping cables
14`000 volts of pure intimacy
That`s enticin to you? Yeah, it was meant to be
Don`t debate the great flow of fate
Let he who`s Jazzy have you concentrate
Think of me and you makin love as a team
I`m Jazzy Jeff, baby doll, and I`m the man of your dreams
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Yo Jeff, what up, hop?
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
What`s up, man?
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Hey, I heard that you was tryin to talk to my girl
Man, what`s up with that?
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
What, your girl?
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Yeah, my girl, I heard you heard you was tryin to talk to my girl
What`s up
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
Nah, it ain`t even like that, you know
If you was kickin stronger game
She wouldn`t have to call me
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Stronger game?
Yo, you was tryin +push up+ on my girl
I wanna know what`s up with that
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
Once again - your girl?
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Yeah
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
I think you better get the record straight, man
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Ah
You said my girl was pushin up on you
Ain`t too much to be pushin up on!
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
I mean that`s true, you know
But you know you kickin that `spin the globe` and all of that crazy stuff
She ain`t with that
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Aight, aight, aight
We ain`t even gotta go into this
Hey, I`m confident in myself
I`m sure you`re confident in yourself
We`ll let her decide
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
Yeah, you know
We can let her decide over a nice candlelight dinner at my spot
Cause that`s where she gon` be tonight
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Oh heh - dinner
You better hope she can +make+ it to dinner after she had lunch with me
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
Oh yeah?
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Yeah, word up
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
You lead it off, I end it off
[ The Fresh Prince ]
Yeah alright, homie
You better check yourself `fore you wreck yourself
[ Jazzy Jeff ]
Ooh, I`m scared, I`m scared
