I`m Ugly and I Don`t Know Why — текст песни (Betty Blowtorch)

I was walking home from school one day
When I saw Danny standing there
I tired to show him my dirty underwear
He showed me his, but nothing could compare
Then he said

You`re ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You`re ugly. And I`ll bet your mom is too
You`re ugly. Man, what`s with that `do?
You`re ugly... because you`re ugly

You know, I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
Why did all the boys get scared and run away?
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true
And my reflection looked at me like it was scared too
And it said

You`re ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You`re ugly. And I`ll bet your mom is too
You`re ugly. Man, what`s with that `do?
You`re ugly... because you`re ugly

Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love...
His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Toughskins
And everyday after school I`d go pick him up at his classroom
And one day these three little girls came out right before he did
And one this girl named Heidi Weller had a handfull of pumpkin seeds
And I said "Let me see those pumpkin seeds" and she said "No"
And I said "let me see those pumpkin seeds NOW bitch"
And I looked at them and they Danny Irving`s name written on each and every one of those damn pumpkin seeds
And I said "Hey bitch. That`s my boyfriend. Why d`you have my boyfriend`s name written on all your pumpkin seeds?
I`m gonna kick your fuckin` ass, bitch"
And you know what she had the nerve to say to me?
She said

You`re ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You`re ugly. And I`ll bet your mom is too
You`re ugly. Man, what`s with that `do?
You`re ugly... Because you`re ugly

Then I told her to bend over, and gave her another crack in her ass.