(Liz Anderson)
When the big hand is on twelve and the little hand`s on six
You come home tonight and no more childish pranks
You come home from work real quick or your mama get a stick
Yes your mama get a stick and mama spank.
Every night you don`t come home from the way you`re out alone
Who would ever think that you`re a married man
I would guess your age to be twenty eight going on three
So I`ll speak in a language you can understand.
When the big hand is on twelve and the little hand`s on six
You come home tonight and no more childish pranks
You come home from work real quick or your mama get a stick
Yes your mama get a stick and mama spank.
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Yes, I know you like to play but we`ve got our bills to pay
And the kids need shoes much more than you need fun
Up to now I`ve been too mild you`ve been acting like a child
So I`ll have to just start treating you like one.
When the big hand is on twelve and the little hand`s on six
You come home tonight and no more childish pranks
You come home from work real quick or your mama get a stick
Yes your mama get a stick and mama spank...