She`s not eatin` bacon, not eatin` sausage
and she won`t eat eggs,
Not eatin` chicken, not eatin` turkey,
she won`t have a steak,
But I just can`t help feelin` sorry
for this poor little lettuce head
You know, I can`t stop cryin`
`Cause I know this broccoli`s dead
Vegetarian, I`m not a vegetarian
Vegetarian...she`s a
Poor little cow, little sheep
Little fish how can I sleep?
When carrots are bleedin`
Plants are screamin` and tomatoes cry
You say it`s not so bad
They`re only vegetables, that`s what you said
Maybe I`m a murderer, but I`m hungry
And they`re better off dead
Save a plant, eat a cow
I want beef, I want it now!
I`m gonna eat it cause it`s red!
I`m gonna eat it cause it`s dead!
maybe I should eat it raw
Let the blood run down my jaw
I`d eat people if it was legal
I`d eat people if it was legal!