Im singing broadway and I love it!
Im singing broadway and Im proud!
You can keep your springsteen.
Shove your chaka.
I really dont care for that kind of kaka.
Ethel, liza, chita, thats my crowd, my crowd!
Yes-sah, Im singing broadway and its heaven!
cause "heaven" is a song from a broadway show!
Ah, just give me a part thats got laughter and tears
And Ill feel like yul brenner for the next thousand years!
Ah, broadway, broadway, broadway! brrrrrravo!
Ahhh, who needs a girl whos got flourescent hair,
Or an ugly boy singing off key?
Give me a broad whos got tits out to there,
Belching it out to the balcony!
Ahhhahhhhhhhh!!!!
Yes-sah! Im singing broadway and its heaven!
Ill be singing broadway til I die!
Just tell me what could be better
Than shaking your buns
In front of a chorus
Of thirty-five nuns?
Ill climb every mountain
And ford every river I see.
A lady and her muszack,
Ha-thats ha-me! yeah!