Twelve years old and addicted to porn.
Noone thought Monica`d marry.
She knew her way around a knife and a fork.
First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay.
But here I am singing on his wedding day
(goes on to saying how he`s probably not gay)
Whenever I get married
Guess who won`t be asked to sing?
Somebody named Geller
and Somebody else named Bing!
We thought Phoebe would leave
But she just stayed and stayed.
That`s right. I`m here all night.
And Chandler will never get---
Now who will perform the ceremony
Who will perform the ceremony?