Bette: "bartender, Id like a manhattan, please."
Tom: um, stop me if youve heard this one,
But I feel as though weve met before.
Perhaps I am mistaken.
Bette: but its just that I remind you of
Someone you used to care about.
Oh, but that was long ago.
Now tell me, do you really think
Id fall for that old line?
I was not born just yesterday.
Besides, I never talk to strangers anyway.
Tom: well, hell, I aint such a bad guy
Once you get to know me.
Just thought there aint no harm.
Bette: hey-e-yeh, just try minding your own business, bud.
Who asked you to annoy me
With your sad, sad repartee?
Besides, I never talk to strangers anyway.
Your lifes a dime store novel.
This town is full of guys like you.
And youre looking for someone
To take the place of her.
Tom: you must be reading my mail.
n youre bitter cause he left you.
Thats why youre drinkin in this bar.
Bette&tom: well, only suckers fall in love
With perfect strangers.
Bette: it always takes one to know one, stranger.
Tom: maybe were just wiser now.
Bette: yeah, n been around the block
So many times
Tom:that we dont notice
Bette&tom: that were all just perfect strangers
As long as we ignore
That we all begin as strangers
Just before we find
We really arent strangers
Anymore.
Bette: "aw, you dont look like such a chump."
Tom: "aw, hey babe."