Mystery Science Theater 3000 Theme — текст песни (Best Brains Productions)

In the not too distant future
somewhere in time and space
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
are caught in an endless chase
Pursued by a woman whose name is Pearl
An evil gal who wants to rule the world
She threw a few things into her purse
and in her rocket ship she hunts him
all across the universe
[I`ll get you!]
I`ll send him cheesy movies
The worst I can find [La La La]
He`ll have to sit and watch them all
and I`ll monitor his mind [La La La]
Now keep in mind Mike can`t control
where the movies begin or end [La La La]
He`ll try to keep his sanity
with the help of his robot friends
[Robot Roll Call]
Cambot! [You`re on!]
Gypsy! [Oh, my stars!]
Tom Servo! [Check me out!]
Crooow! [I`m different!]
If you`re wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts [La La La]
Just repeat to yourself it`s just a show
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000