MUSIC: D. Schoufs
LYRICS: D. Schoovaerts/U. Balfe
No dimes in your pocket
No bills in your wallet
No cash in the bank
Ain`t no good at all
Honey you`re not wise
You don`t realise
People talk you know
Guess what I`ve been told
When you come home late
That beat look on your face
Don`t tell me it`s because
You`re working night and day
I`m not blind
I got eyes you see
You`re a mean moonshiner
You`ve been seen down at Joe`s
Spending all of my dough
Splashing bourbon and rye
Playing randy and dandy, the game stakes are high
Honey you`re a lie
Just a no good guy
Phoney Romeo
In a late late show
When I took you home
To mama she said
This guy looks like
He`s got a hole in his head
Lord protect us from evil she cried
He`s a mean moonshiner
Honey don`t you grieve
When I take my leave
I ain`t gonna cry
For my last goodbye
I`m gonna take that door
Don`t care what you say
You never did say much anyway
I care no longer
For the company
Of a mean moonshiner