Rhyme Tyme — текст песни (Kool G. Rap and DJ Polo)

{Marley Marl:}
Ladies and gentlemen
Back by popular demand
We got Kool G Rap and Polo
Singin it is now
Rhyme Tyme

{Kool G Rap:}
I be funky to a junkie cause the rhyme is dope
I use my microphone wire like a cowboy rope
So I can lasso any rapper that think they can cope
And the microphone is my horror-scope
Magnificient and excellent cause I`m no scrub
I could rock in a club with only one light bulb
All I need is a mic and a crowd to react
And I`ll turn a damn jam into Radio Shack
All suckers in a place I`ll erase and replace
Just in case you wanna copy and trace
My word is superb, intoxicates like herb
Orally, musically, and mentally disturbed
Soundwaves are outrageous
I`m brave and courageous
Fillin up pages for ages and ages
Released to rock, too acquiesced to shock
All biters get writer`s block
When it`s rhyme tyme

To play this game you gotta be a rap pro
It`s not dominos or tic tac toe
It`s the rhyme tyme game, it challenges the brain
Strategy is the key to unlock the chain
My lips do not chat when I start to rap
Project my voice so loud, my tonsils flat
Excellence defense on the phonograph
Is DJ Polo, he`s cooler than Shaft
Fresher than a item that you find inside a deli
Fatter than the man that they call the Fonzarelli
Colder than a icey, hotter than chili
Rap in every language, I can say it in Suaheli
My body has a flavor, girls says I`m lickable
Daffy Duck-MC`s call it despicable
I say it`s similar to fat, incredible
I got a taste, but it`s not edible
I`m goin down as a MC champ
Kinda wet on the set, but it`s just damp
Some day you`ll see my face on a US stamp
Like Evil Knievel I jump and I ramp
In my rap I`m like an other Johnny Dangerously
I can do two things simultaneously
I can rap real fast and speed it up, and not a word you`ll miss
I can slow - down - at - times - just - like - this
I can rap, stop - start it again
Then count to ten
With a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
So there, my friend
I can box, do karate, or even do judo
Rap in spanish, but I`m not Menudo
Ask me why I classify
My rhymes will terrify
It`s rhyme tyme

Now I could rap to your sister
Or rap a tongue twister
Those who wanna bite it, it makes your lip blister
Cause I`m the guidin light, I recite on the mic
For parasites who bite it`s gonna be frightnight
Mighty microphone phantom, my rhymes are fiery
Because of biters I write em in my diary
So don`t dare, my idea is ideal
Polo is on the wheels of steel for real
??? this division the like micanician
What I wrote is voted unanymous decision
Eardrums are struck when he conducts a cut
If a sucker deejays, he gives an uppercut
Just like a dog Kool G Rap will train
Every bitin MC that went insane
At the top I will maintain
I`m not a lamebrain
I leave a bloodstain to show I give pain
Not a skinny dipper, a fat rolly-polly
My hair is very curly, it`s like a ravioli
I`m very good at physic, and also scientific
My rappin has a meanin just like a hieroglyphic
The rhyme is very hot, you gotta blow on it to bite it
Sometimes I just recite it, but usually I write it
Girls make me grow just like Pinocchio
Before the show I go: Geronimo!
Makin a video inside the studio
Never had the chicken pocks, the measels, mumps or polio
And you`ll be sorry when you bite what I create
You say to yourself: i shoulda had a v-a
Like the mayor I`m a ???, love Pina Colada
In Copacabana with cherry and banana
Captivate your mind at the drop of a dime
My name is Kool G Rap and it`s rhyme tyme