Somebody`s Moggy by the side of the road
Somebody`s pussy who forgot his highway code
Someone`s favorite feline who ran clean out of luck
When he ran onto the road and tried to argue with a truck
Yesterday he purred and played in his pussy paradise
Decapitating tweetybirds and masticating mice
Now he`s just 6 lbs of raw minced meat that don`t smell very nice
He`s nobody`s Moggy now
Oh you who love your pussy be sure to keep him in
Don`t let him argue with a truck the truck is bound to win
And upon the busy road don`t let him play or frolic
If you do I`m warning you it could be CAT-ostrophic
If he plays out on the roadway I`m afraid that will be that
There`ll be one last despairing MEOW and a sort of squelchy SPLAT
And your pussy will be slightly dead and very, very flat
He`s nobody`s Moggy
Just red and squashed and soggy
He`s Nobody`s Moggy now
Ooohmm