Cool Whip — текст песни (ben folds five)

Dont know much about birds and bees

About your cats and your mysterious appointments

Wondered where you coulda ducked outta sight

Deal with all your appointments

Hangin on your arm last night

Checking out, dont go checking out!





Cool whip, oh oh oh

That tops it off

We think you better cool it





Cool whip, oh oh oh

That tops it off

We think you better cool it down!



Seen it happen a hundred times

Its like a trap, or going off to jail

Remember ken and the girl who wrote "the men"?

Well she got fat, and now theyre living in a trailer

Your checking out, dont go checking out!





Cool whip, oh oh oh

That tops it off

We think you better cool it





Cool whip, oh oh oh

That tops it off

We think you better cool it down!



Got your pick of any girl in the world

I aint no sissy, but you could do much better

In brooklyn, Im the only one whos a mirror

No little girl is gonna tell me what to do!



You need to have your little fun with the boys

Out drinking on a friday,

Kick some ass and play some poker

Your sayin shit that dont sound too cool

Like lovey dovey hunny bunny

Give us all a break dude

Your checkin out





Cool whip, oh oh oh





Cool whip, oh oh oh





Cool whip, oh oh oh





Cool whip, oh oh oh

That tops it off

We think you better cool it down