I`m in a mess, I`m in a dress
There`s nothing from here till tomorrow morning
How will I get there?
I don`t do drugs
All my friends are on their holidays
I go outside, it`s not so bad
I saw my friend and he couldn`t believe that
The girls were holding hands
The girls are holding hands
Don`t be a fool
It`s 1995, the girls are just friends
They got the drugs I could use but then I don`t need any
All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny
How will I get one? I don`t know
How will I get one? I don`t know
How will I get her to strike a pose?
It`s getting cold, I`ll catch the bus
I saw my friend when she`s finished working
Get some fish and chips
What`s on the box?
`Man about the house` with Paula Wilcox
You see the boy/girl`s at the bar
Everyone thinks she`s really ugly
But I shut my eyes
And the star of it is Photo Jenny