I-I-I`ve got the internet goin nuts
[Paul Wall]
I`m comin straight up outta that chatroom, and live from the message board
I`m at the crib all by myself, chattin online when I`m bored
Oh my Lord, BlackPlanet got all the ... and all the freaks
I`ll get your page and send a note, then hit me back when it`s
time to creep
I`m tryin to reach this girl Monique, her screen name is ChynaDoll
She`s light brown with big thighs, and standin five foot seven tall
If she don`t call me it`s okay, I`ll hit up SexyEyez02
Sophomore at TSU, and she run track, that`s what it do
I`ll send a note to my girl Crystal, she ShootiNStarr99
She uploaded some sexy pictures and oh my God that girl is fine
Wine and dine, but not this time, I pimp the keyboard, I`m online
Talkin fly in the chatroom, my conversation is goin down
Where you from? Where you at? Lil` momma sho` talkin nice
I tell her meet me at U of H right by the towers later on tonight
I`m sendin all my girls a kite, I`m tryin to find some internet hype
Just hit me up on my Sidekick, I`m signin off and I`m switchin the site
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I`ve got the internet goin nuts
P-P-Paul Wall baby, what`chu know `bout me
I`m on that five nine South Lee baby, holla at me
[Paul Wall]
Okay I signed on to this DallasPeeps, on the hunt for a couple freaks
I`m logged on and I`m ready to chat, where you at let`s meet and great
These sexy ... at U and T, I`m sendin e-notes talkin fly
If you lookin for late night love, holla at me girl I`m your guy
I met a girl on CollegeClub, her screen name was Jazzy Brown
She told me when I come to her town, to hit her up and it`s goin down
She e-mailed me this old picture before she had her baby boy
I was ready to pay her a visit, she used to look like KeToi
But, one too many Almond Joys, I went and seen this girl in person
But when that big ... opened the door I damn near started cryin and cursin
Just too many neck bites and, not enough roadrunner
But big girls need love too, so I beat it up like Royal Rumble
Shit, lil` momma looked like a whale she broke the scale
I told her baby I gotta bail, I won`t tell if you won`t tell
What the hell, the first minute I got in range of the nearest Dell
I changed my screenname and my number, this internet pimpin still prevails
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[Paul Wall]
So I log on to the Facebook, I`m tryin to find me a good look
I`m lookin for a lil` one night love, I throw the bait and they
bite the hook
I holla at that boy Goo, my potnah puttin me up on game
He let me know which girls are freaks and e-mailed me they screennames
I hit `em up like it ain`t no thang, how you do and it`s nice to meet`cha
Late night a few e-mails later I`m knockin senorita out her sneakers
Check me out on my own website, DJPaulWall.com
Hit me up on that home board and we can chat baby all night long
What`s the scoop you goin to school? Maybe pimpin that 9 to 5?
Download my computer love, and get a taste of my hard drive
I`m on the search for cybersluts, lookin at pics on in the mix
Tryin to find a computer check with a webcam that`ll make a flick
Hit me up on that AOL, Instant Messenger what it do
My DSL is fast as lightning on the hunt for this mooshu
You got some potnahs that`s just like you? Call your crew and
I`ll call mine too
Just take a look at my hit count, this internet pimpin thang ain`t new
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