Take a look at my girlfriend
She`s the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I`m hoping it`s going to come true
But there`s not a lot I can do
Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have `em in Texas
Cos everyone`s a millionaire
I`m a winner, I`m a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I`m a loser, what a joker
I`m playing my jokes upon you
While there`s nothing better to do
Don`t you look at my girlfriend
She`s the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I`m hoping it`s going to come true
But there`s not a lot I can do