The Gospel Truth 1 — текст песни (Various)

Back when the world was new
The planet earth was down on its luck
And ev`rywhere gigantic
brutes called Titans ran amok
It was a nasty place
There was a mess wherever you stepped
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
and volcanoes never slept
And then along came Zeus
He hurled his thunderbolt
He zapped
Locked those suckers in a vault
They`re trapped
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
And that`s the gospel truth
The guy was too type A
to just relax
And that`s the world`s first dish
Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
Though, honey, it may seem imposs`ble
That`s the gospel truth
On Mt. Olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet
vermouth
Though, honey, it may seem imposs`ble
That`s the gospel truth