Twisted — текст песни (Jane Monheit)

My analyst told me, that I was right out of my head
The way he described, he said I`d be better dead
than alive, I didn`t listen to his jive
I knew all along, he was all wrong
And I knew that he thought I was crazy but I`m not, oh no

My analyst told me, that I was right out my head
He said I`d need treatment, but I`m not that easily led
He said I am the type that is most inclined
when out of his sight, to be out of my mind
Then he said I was nuts
No more ifs or ands or buts, oh no

They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas
But I knew what was happenin, I knew I was a genius
What`s so strange when you know you`re a wizard at three
I knew that this was meant to be
Well, they say little children are supposed sleep tight
That`s why I drank a fifth of vodka one night
My parents got frantic, didn`t know what to do
But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to
Now do you think I was crazy
I may have been only three but I was swingin

They all laughed at A. Graham Bell
They all laughed at Edison and also Einstein
So why should I feel sorry if they just couldn`t understand
the reasoning and the logic that went on in my head
I had a brain, it was insane, so I choose
to let them laugh at me when I refuse to ride those double decker buses,
because there was no driver on the top

My analyst told me, that I was right out of my head
The way he described, he said I`d be better dead
than alive, I didn`t listen to his jive
I knew all along, he was all wrong
And I knew that he thought I was crazy but I`m not, oh no

My analyst told me, that I was right out my head
But I said Dear doctor, I think it`s you instead
because I have a thing that`s unique and new
It proves that I`ll have the last laugh or two
Cause instead of one head, I got two
And you know two heads are better than one!