Whimsical Actress — текст песни (Beck)

At the theater, I did meet her

And the show was whimsical and sublime

Im in tatters, nothing matters

Til I grasp a big disaster like a mime



Shes got the squeegee on the ouija

She can squeeze me, she can please me anytime

Dont disease me, dont you sneeze me

You can cheese me anytime, its not a crime



In the first act, there was a jester

With an apple and a mango and some wine

He flung the ice-cube, he was so rude

And he jousted with the flaming huffy dog (? ? ? )



Shes got the squeegee on the ouija

She can squeeze me, she can please me anytime

Dont disease me, dont you sneeze me

You can cheese me anytime, its not a crime



In the courtyard, there was a large cube of lard

With decorations all around

There was a bandit, we couldnt stand it

He was sniffing the cube like a hound



Shes got the squeegee on the ouija

She can squeeze me, she can please me anytime

Dont disease me, dont you sneeze me

Oh yeah