Theres a destination a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know
A place we saw the lights turn low
With the jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
Two turntables and a microphone
Bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands
Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where its at!
[robot vocal effect] I got two turntables and a microphone
Take me home in my elevator bones!
Pick yourself up off the side of the road
With your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones
Members only hyponotizers
Move through the womb like ambulance drivers
Shine your shoes with your microphone blues
Here-suits with your parachute fruits
Passing the dutchie from coast to coast
Let the man get loose while I rock the most
Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Man[spoken]: what about those who swing both ways? ac-dcs?
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Oh, dear me. making slaves at two-horse town
Girl[spoken]: thats beautiful, dad.
(get my microphone....)
Theres a destination a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know
A place we saw the lights turn low
With the jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
Two turntables and a microphone
Bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands
Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
I got plastic on my mind....