I`m standin right here with a beer in my hand
and my mouth is full of sand and I don`t understand
big fat fingers pointin` into my face
tellin me to get busy cleanin` up this place
fourteen days I`ve been sleepin in a barn
better get a paycheck tattooed on my arm
whistlin` dixie with the dixie cup filled
with the barbecue sauce and the dental floss chill
I got bent like a wet cigarette
and she`s comin after me with a butterfly net
ridin on a bloodhound ringin a bell
black cat wrapped in the road map to hell
pencil on my leg and I`m tryin not to beg
takin` turns bakin worms with the bacon and eggs
now they got me in a bird cage flappin` my jaw
like a pretzel in the stars just waitin` to fall
so give me what I got to get so I can go
cuz I ain`t washin dishes in the ditch no more
cuz I ain`t gonna work for no soul-suckin jerk
I`m gonna take it all back and I ain`t sayin jack
cuz I ain`t gonna work for no soul-suckin jerk
I`m gonna take it all back and I ain`t sayin jack
you know it
that`s right
rockin the town like a moldy crouton
flyin` through the air with breeze
I got a job makin money for the man
throwin` chicken in the bucket with the soda pop can
puke green uniform on my back
I had to set it on fire in a vat of chicken fat
I leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair
runnin` through the mini-mall in my underwear
I got lost downtown, couldn`t find a ride home
sun went down, I got frozen to the bone
`til a hooker let me share her fake fur coat
as I took a little nap the cops picked up us both
I tried to explain I was only tryin` to get warm
I knew I never ever should have burnt my uniform
he said, "too bad better bite the bullet hard son."
I didn`t have no teeth so I stole his gun
and I crawled out the window with my shadow on a spoon
dancin` on the roof, shootin` holes in the moon
aw yeah
uh-huh (etc.)
