Mtv makes me wanna smoke crack
Fall out of the window and Im never comin back
Mtv makes me wanna get high
Cant get a ride no matter how I try
And everythings perfect
And everythings bright
And everyones perky
And everyones uptight
I watch those videos
I watch em all day........
And I plug em in my eyeballs--
Hey hey
And the colors are nice
And the pictures are nice
And the girls are nice
Everythings so nice
I said mtv makes me wanna smoke crack
Fall out of the window and Im never comin back
Mtv makes me wanna get high
Cant get a ride, cant get a ride
Cant get a ride, cant get a ride
Well I work at the video store makin change
And Im countin out the pennies twistin in my brains
Condos in the distance and smog in the air
No one in the streets and no one anywhere
And I drink what I drink and I eat from a can
And Im standing near the microwave
til I feel special
Now Im checkin out the furniture, I wanna buy some
Might buy a wheelchair and roll out of this town
Yeah, and mtv makes me wanna smoke crack
Fall out of the window and Im never comin back
Mtv makes me wanna get high
Cant get a ride, cant get a ride
Cant get a ride, cant get a ride
Cant get a ride, cant get a ride
Mtv makes me wanna burn flesh!
Having an orgy down in the satellite dish!!!
(coughing)