Leo Sayer & David Courtney
I was travellin` down the road, feelin` hungry and cold
I saw a sign sayin` food and drinks for everyone
so naturally I thought I would take me a look inside
I saw so much food, there was water comin` from my eye
yeah there was ham an` there was turkey, there was caviar
an` long tall glasses, with wine up to yar
an` then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chair
said before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire
you know I can`t dance, you know I can`t dance
you know I can`t dance, you know I can`t dance
I can`t dance
I am a man of the road -- a hobo by name
I don`t seek entertainment, just poultry and game
but if it`s all the same to you, then yes I will try my hand
if you were as hungry as me then I`m sure you would understand
hmmm
now wait a minute
let me see now
of course I can dance of course I can dance
I`m sure I can dance, I`m sure I can dance..
I can dance
I can dance
I really hit the floor
ah feels good
look at me dancin`
I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossa nova
a little Victor Silvester, and a Rudy Valentino
you should a seen me movin`, right across the floor
hand me down my tuxedo, next week I`m comin` back for more
I can dance -- oh yes! I can dance
look at me dancin` the floor movin`
I feel good -- I can dance
I can dance, I can dance, I can dance.