I hate to do this, but youre a pain in the neck
I thought you knew this, youre handing me a canceled check
Youre so helpless, your girlfriends think youre a saint
Ill give you a quarter, Ill keep my judgments to myself
And I get caught up in the moonlight
Reaching out for a rotten egg
I dont wanna beg
Its crystal clear, your time is nearly gone
Count your blessings and do the things that you should
Oh, the has-beens never had it so good
Stormy weather, the kids are makin a racket
In the wilderness, the wild lives are so mild
And I get caught up in the moonlight
Reaching out for a rotten egg
I dont wanna beg
Its crystal clear, your time is nearly gone
And I get caught up in the moonlight
Reaching out for a rotten egg
I dont wanna beg
Its crystal clear, your time is nearly gone