We`re the leopards
We`re the leopards
We`re the leopards
The leader of the pack lives down in the local drain
We`re the leopards
King Kong built a car inside his brain,
We`re the leopards
You tell me who`s the sexiest, Bud
Why it`s Gardenia & the Mighty Slug
We`re the leopards
Old Doug Henry lost an ear when he crossed my path
We`re the leopards
Called himself Jesus, well that`s what he said to me
We`re the leopards
I have never seen a freak look as weird as you
Except for Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
We`re the leopards
Cycle Michael grotesque school desk in my brain
We`re the leopards
Mincing Quincy dropping bop drops down the drain
We`re the leopards
I`ll just tell you boy we`re mean and we`re tough
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
We`re the leopards
I know that we know that he know it`s wrong
We`re the leopards
To spend your life inside a song
We`re the leopards
Greasy Gert tried it and she licked it too
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
We`re the leopards
Uncle Bimbo drunk up the sea of Galilee
We`re the leopards
And like a fool he promised it all to me
We`re the leopards
But I`m young and built of steel
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
We`re the leopards
We`re the leopards
We`re the leopards