[Intro: Andre 3000]
My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid
And I just want to say one thing
[Verse 1: Andre 3000]
Happy Valentine`s Day
Every day the 14th!
I don`t think y`all heard me!
I just wanna say Happy Valentine`s Day!
Every day the 14th!
Can y`all dig that?
Now when arrows don`t penetrate, see
Cupid grabs the pistol (Uh, yeah, now, now lookie here!)
And he shoots straight for your heart
And when he won`t miss you!
That`s alright `cause y`all won`t believe in me anyways
But..
[Hook: Joi & Skreechy Peachy (Andre 3000)]
Ya won`t believe in me, but you would fancy
leprechauns or groundhogs
No thank you, Easter Bunny!
(There`s all this talk about Santa Claus, but see
love will rule reign supreme)
[Verse 2: Andre 3000]
Happy Valentine`s Day
Every day the 14th! (You got it!)
When Cupid knocks at your door
You can`t ignore me!
There`s no need to run!
So, Happy Valentine`s Day (Hey!)
Every day the 14th!
I may have it all wrong, see
If you know what loves mean, well
Well, somebody tell me!
`Cuz they just don`t believe in me!
[Hook: Joi & Skreechy Peachy (Andre 3000)]
Ya` won`t believe in me, but you would fancy
leprechauns or groundhogs
No thank you, Easter Bunny!
(There`s so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see
Cupid will not be defeated!)
[Verse 3: Andre 3000]
Happy Valentine`s Day
Every day the 14th!
Now I know your hearts have grown cold
And that bothers me
Now I understand `cause I use to be a bad boy in my day
I know you`re trying to protect your lil` feelings
but you can`t run away
Oooh ooh!
[Hook: Joi & Skreechy Peachy (Andre 3000)]
Ya` won`t believe in me, but you would fancy..
(Hey! Don`t you supposed to be some kind of player or something?)
Bunny!
[Talking: Andre 3000]
Well keep on runnin`, player
`Cause I got my good shoes on
And I got `em tied up tight
So, you`re going to find out tonightttttttttt!
[Verse 4: Andre 3000]
Got a sweet lil` darling back in my corner
Below I know I love her, but act like I don`t want her
Surrounded by the lonely, but yet feel like a loner
Could be an organ donor
The way I give up my heart, but
Never know because – shit, I never tell her!
Ask me about my feelings I`d holla` that it`s irrela`
I don`t get myself caught up in the Jello gella`
And puddin` pops, that others opt to call falling in love, but
For the record, have you ever rode a horse?
Would I like for you to take me to Pluto?
I said, Of course!
But if you ain`t a sweety indeedy, I won`t endorse
Hans Solo till I`m hit by the bullet, so may the force
Be with you, and I`ll hit you when better time permits
For now, give me examples of why you`re the shit!
But how am I to know with the profession that I`m in?
And if you do not know me, then how could you be my friend?
[Chorus: Andre 3000, Joi, and Skreechy Peachy]
Happy Valentine`s, Happy Valentine`s
Happy Valentine`s Day, Happy Valentine`s Day
[Continue Chorus until fade]
