Dad, I think I`m gay
These guys are beautiful all day
Mom, I`m your new daughter
God only knows my girlfriends are so ashamed
Oh, ohh
Oh yeah
Oh
I`m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I`m holdin out on you
I`m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I`m holdin out on you
Dad, I`m still on drugs
And I`m more popular than ever before
Mom, I`m so depressed
I`m popping so much prozac
Doctors are impressed
Oh, oh
Oh, yeah
Oh
I`m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I`m holdin` out on you
I`m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I`m holdin` out on you
I`m super hyper spastic, yeah
Oh yeah
I`m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I`m holdin` out on you
I`m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I`m holdin` out on you
I`m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I`m holdin` out on you
I`m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I`m holdin` out on you