All we really are is Squirrels,
We`re being hunted we are Squirrels,
We are appealing we are Squirrels,
We want to gather nuts,
But, people splatter our guts,
When they`re on a country drive,
It isn`t easy to survive,
Back in the other day,
I saw a squirrel get blown away,
They served him on a dinner tray,
They baked him into a souffle,
Squirrel season opens up today,
If you`re a squirrel run away,
I don`t know what I should say,
Please call the A.S.P.C.A.
Fur coats from us are made,
Fur is nice but, I like suede,
They scrape our fur off with a blade,
And never bother with first aid,
We squirrels really like to play,
And we like to catch some rays,
Please don`t kill us this we pray,
We`re cute and harmless anyway,
Squirrels!,
We`re not delicious,
Squirrels!,
We are not racoons,
Squirrels!,
Don`t live in palm trees,
Squirrels!,
Or in your bathrooms!
Squirrels!,
That`s all we really are is squirrels,
Isn`t it fine I am a squirrel,
Please help us save us,
We are squirrels!,
I wanna whip out my, squirrel!
Squirrels!,
Squirrels!,
Squirrels!,
Squirrels!,
Squirrels!,
Squirrels!,
Squirrels!,
Squirrels!,
Squirrels!,
Squirrels!,
SQUIRRELS!