Mrs. Brown, you`ve got an ugly daughter
I don`t wanna hear her stupid name
Mrs. Brown, you`ve got an ugly daughter
The verdict`s in I declare I`m insane
I`m done professing undying love forever more
And holding hands inside a store 2-4
And overnighting chocolate kisses to her in the mail
I don`t wanna be her boyfriend anymore
I used to think she was so groovy
Trading kisses at the movies
Now I don`t wanna walk around with her no more
Cos she opened up and then she shut the door
Don`t wanna walk around with her
Mrs. Brown you`ve got an ugly daughter
The type I should know enough to avoid
Mrs. Brown you`ve got an ugly daughter
Excuse me but my bowels have to void
I`d love to sit and chat and tell you all the things we`ve done
How we used to laugh and we had so much fun
Unfortunately things are on a slightly different tack
From what they were and now she thinks I`m dumb
We used to sit around for hours
Pulling petals off the flowers
Now I don`t wanna walk around with her no more
Cos she`s opened up and then she shut the door
Don`t wanna walk around with her
Mrs. Brown, you`ve got an ugly daughter
I don`t wanna hear her stupid name
Mrs. Brown, you`ve got an ugly daughter
The verdict`s in I declare I`m insane
I`m done professing undying love forever more
And holding hands inside a store 2-4
And overnighting chocolate kisses to her in the mail
I don`t wanna be her boyfriend anymore
I used to think she was so groovy
Trading kisses at the movies
Now I don`t wanna walk around with her no more
Cos she opened up and then she shut the door
Don`t wanna walk around with her