Silken hair, more silken hair
Fell on her face and no wind was blowin`
(She`s goin` bald)
Silken hair, more silken hair
Lay near her pillbox down at her feet
(She`d been on a trip)
I peeked in and when I saw she`d
Lost her hair I thought I would keel
(she`s goin` bald)
When she saw her shining forehead
Didn`t stop she swooned to the ground
(Really flipped her wig)
Laughed so hard I
Blew my mind
I blew my cool
I blew myself over
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na
What a blow
Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na
What a blow
Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na
What a blow
Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na
What a blow
Sha na na, sha na na
She drew her comb acrost her scalp
And brushed what she had left
I tried to salvage what I could
And threw it in a sack
She made a b-line to her room
And grabbed all kind o` juice
She started pourin` it on her head
And thought it`d grow it back
Ah ha haaaaaa
You`re too late mama
Ain`t nothin` upside your head
No more no more no more no more
Upside your head
Too late mama
Ain`t nothin` upside your head
No more no more no more no more
Upside
Upside your head
You`re too late mama
Ain`t nothin` upside your head
No more no more no more no more
(What about it, dude?)