Im sick of all this scratching around
Im calling fred to come and give me a hand
Hes the queen of all the shops where he shops
And hes the king of all the scene, to be seen
Skinima nosebreak
Fatima toothpaste
Penelope cheapskate
Claudia farmgate
Were taking egg shaped fred for tea
Well make them sit strategically
Well test their egg-ability
Well make them meet
He only wants to get in your kecks
So he can carry out his own little test
He only wants to get in your pants
Because he knows that you have played in a band
Skinima nosebreak
Fatima toothpaste
Penelope cheapskate
Claudia farmgate
Mavis she knows
Mavis she knows
Shes got all these things around her
All things to no men
She see you in hell
Ill go shopping instead
He will send his centipede to sort ya
He stretched it out to make it two foot taller