Shop at Kwik Save and you make a good saving
Difference in prices is truly amazing
Chips from the freezer come in very big portions
Down our end you get fantastic reductions
You`re a cheeky sod
You`ve changed the odds
Well if that`s what you want
Dump the nag, and then you`re shopping in Sainsbury`s
Look so good all the people won`t phase you
They`ll all be looking at you spending a fortune
Like the second coming with a much better hairdo
You`re a cheeky sod
You`ve changed the odds
Well if that`s what you want
Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
I`ll be leaving soon
Look in the mirror and you see you are perfect
Pity `bout the scar that is hidden below deck
Just like new `cos your change is so drastic
Stay in the shade `cos you`re so fucking plastic
Don`t look twice
`Cos you`ve got different eyes
Than the ones that were fine
That you could see through
Don`t look twice
`Cos you`ve got different thighs
Than the ones that were fine
That you could sit through, yeah