Dodge Veg-O-Matic — текст песни (Jonathan Richman)

I`m gonna tell you `bout the car that I just bought.
It`s that Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot.
Well, I`m gonna tell you `bout the car that I now own.
Well it doesn`t go nowhere, it just stays all alone.
You know, I like it.
You know, I like it a whole lot.

Well, that`s my Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot.
My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, there in the parking lot.
You know, I like it.
You know, I like to watch it rot.

I`m gonna tell you `bout a car you`d best not buy.
The brakes`ll fall off and you will sigh.
I`m gonna tell you `bout a car that you won`t like.
You had best stay home, sir, better take your bike.
I like it. I like it a lot.

Because it`s my Dodge Veg-O-Matic, it`s there in the parking lot.
My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, it`s there in the parking lot.
You know, I like it, though, yes, I like it a lot.

Well, I`ll meet you at seven in the parking lot.
We can all just stand by my car, you know, and watch it rot.
Well, I`ll see you about seven, sir, don`t be late.
We`ll stand there and watch my car vegetate.
You know, I like it.
You know, I like it a lot.

Well, go ahead and buy it, don`t listen to me, go ahead and do it.
You`ll have it home five minutes and you`ll know you blew it.
See, the brakes are made of glass and tires are made of vinyl.
You`ll want to take it back find out that all sales are final.
You know, I like it, though.
I like this car a lot.

My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, it`s there in the parking lot.
It`s my Dodge Veg-O-Matic, there in the parking lot.
Well, you know, I like it.
I like it a lot.