Performed by The Idiots
(Jonny Idiot, Bart Phart, Mike Sputz, Buck Starr, and Fred Gombo)
Written by Jonny Idiot
(c) 1988 Stupid Records
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Floor
Tile
Floor
Tile
Floortile
Floortile
The linoleum can think
It`s going to invade your sink
Attack the lives of all abound
Till there`s no one left around
Floortile is coming
Floortile is attacking
Floortile invading
Floortile.... FLOORTILE????
THE END
