Ok, wanna settle down over there?
Hold the music there, hold it...
I`ve been asked by the Transfers to come out here and talk to you
I`m the raging Freddy Morris, I`ve been around a long time.
What`s so funny?
I want to introduce you to a man
Who is a giant among giants in the business
When I say that, I mean he knows them all
I mean Frankie and Sammy, Tony and Lena,
Liberace, you know - the biggies...
I want you to make him feel really at home here
We`re talking, we`re talking about the king of dada
We are talking about the hippest talker in America
He`s come a long way, I want you to make him feel really at home here,
He cost big bucks - let`s hear it for him
L Dorado Kaddy, ok, here he is now....