See, I chose this profession, so therefore, I earn beer.
(Laughter)
Pretty much.
Got matches?
And I`m not lyin` one fuckin` bit, either.
Are you guys musicians?
We`re magicians.
What kind of misic y`all play?
The kind that..I dunno.
Ask and so you shall recieve.
Whoo!
Reggae!
Reggae? Oh, reggae!
I`m not too into reggae.
Why not?
Oh well...
I don`t like it, that`s why.
We play rock, blues.
Oh, actually, we play, uh, you know bon jovi?
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Oh.
I like a little of this kind of music.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I like jazz, blues.
Oh, jazz is great.
I`m not too into rap.
I really don`t like that rap.
Rap? Rap.
I like oldies.
Some rock, some hard rock.
I even like a little mexican music.
Don`t understand the shit they`re sayin`.
Don`t understand nuthin`, but I like it.
Now, the indian music.
Now that`s somethin` to trip off of!
Acid.
Because every song is like...
You`d better be trippin` pretty hard.
Uh-huh.
I`ll bet you trip hard.
Acid.
Oh, he`s got it goin` on.
Don`t you go near ya hand...
Yeah.
Everyday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyday I say, oh please don`t lie.
We gotta leave.
I swear.
You should get a real one, man, what`s your fuckin problem?
Ah-hah.
I never said I thought you were stupid either.
He ain`t got nuthin` on there.
Can one of y`all spare 20 cents.
I don`t evn have 20 cents.
I don`t even have...uh...
If I had 20 cents a dollar like you...
I`d spend the last one...
This guy`s got 20 cents, I`d bet you.
My wallet`s inside.
Yeah, right, c`mon.
Yeah, c`mon, you got money.
Yeah, you got cash.
Yeah, we know you got money, man.
Actually, I think I have a buck.
Give her the fuckin` quarter!
We checked you out, we know you...
Whoo!
Reggae!
Reggae? Oh, reggae!
I`m not too into reggae.
C`mon down.
One more time.
C`mon down. C`mon down.
Yeah.
Go down and see your baby now.
No.
We love you, yeah.
When I heard the verdict the first time, I was sitting there.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Can`t go in there.
Fuck.
I know he wasnt..
I immediately gave him all my money.
Fuck.
I know he wasn`t.
I got another friend, he got the shit beat out of him for no reason.
You can stay here.
Hey man.
On that one.
You got a good samaritan here.
The mother-fuckers knocked on the door and arrested him for being drunk
in public.
What`s goin` on?
I`m gonna break down the...
He`s really, in a mental hospital, and that thing really doesn`t work.
You should get a real one, man, what`s you fuckin` problem.
Laaa...got a night down...
Yah.
Who`s this guy?
2x That`s Opie.
Opie.
Opie is our master.
Who`s this guy?
That`s Opie.
Yah.
Who`s this guy?
2x That`s Opie.
5x Opie.
2x That`s Opie.
5x Opie.
And Opie is our master.
I am the master.
He`s so smart, he`s the smartest guy we know.
He created this.
Knock me out.
Master of the mother-fucker.
Wait, I have one.
Try that.
He usually doesn`t speak.
Like, every 2 weeks.
He speaks in tounges.
Oh, in tounges.
He only speaks every 2 weeks.
(incoherent rambeling)
Hey, y`all meet Raleigh?
This is like, speaking in tounges...
Whoo!
