I`m going back down to Florida.
And I`m gonna bowl me a perfect game.
I`m gonna cut off my leg down in Florida?
And I`m gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.
Well they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man.
And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew.
I said that when I go down to Florida way,
They`re ain`t no kind of sexual healing that I would not, should not, or could not do, say this right here!
Well I`m movin` down to Florida.
And you know that I`m gonna hafta potty train the chairman Mao.
I`m gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child. And then I`m gonna grind me up a White Castle slider out of a India sacred cow.
Well, I`m going down to Florida, child
And I`m gonna build me the atomic bomb.
I`m gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child.
Ain`t nobody, ain`t nobody, gonna tell me what to do.
Stepchild!
By this time I guess you`ve figured out about Florida.
Turn the muddy water in the Vaseline stained.
They be makin` tadpoles the size of Mercurys in Florida.
That be tellin` Julio Iglesias what to sing, now.
Now, whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man?
Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too.
Cuz all the saugages that dance like Ray Bolger on the hood of a car in the traffic jam,
No, just gettin set, couldn`t...what to do, right here!
Well I be goin` th` mornin`
Pole cats settin` up a Seminole in sin.
even though I`m in Florida
Just like Vince, I wanna` win.
Well I`m in Florida.
I got hurt.
So I took all the children down in Florida.
I stuck the dick down in the dirt.
Well I`m never going back to Florida
That`s why I`m leaving today
When I settle down in Florida
I`m gonna explode the whole damn Tampa Bay
Get that boy in Florida.
And teach him what to do.
