La la, primitive enema
La la, primitive enema
I`ve been sitting on the pot all fucking day
I`ve read all my magazines-twice!
I gotta get on with my fucking life
There`s one thing left that I haven`t tried
CHORUS
I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
La la, primitive enema
I gladly spent the forty bucks
I spend more than that to spurt my nuts-love!
You wouldn`t understand the joy I felt
When they finally yanked the butt plug out
CHORUS
People say that I`m full of shit
They don`t know the half of it-no!
You might think that I`m sick and wrong
But try it and you`ll know where I`m coming from
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Desperate people do desperate things
You don`t know the joy it brings
Desperate people do desperate things
You don`t know the joy it brings
CHORUS
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