Classic Asshole — текст песни (Butt Trumpet)

Plastic people with plastic lives
They think they`re so civilized
I think that they`re full of shit
They can suck my fucking dick
Who cut your hair?
Where`d you get those shoes?
I think I`m gonna puke
So-called artists hang at Copymat
Duplicating each other`s crap
Virgins sing about sex
We stole this song from X
Wanna be a star
With my new guitar
I`m gonna throw up
Don`t know why I feel this way
I think I just need to get laid
This band sure as fuck ain`t getting paid
Until we get signed-then we`ll have it made?
Yeah, I got my pen
Sign me up for ten
I won`t miss all my friends
If I could just fit `em in the van
You`re a classic asshole
You`re a classic asshole
You`re a classic asshole
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