Hey armadillo what you doing in the garden
Slumbering and spherical, you`re always hanging around
Leather on the outside but a delicate interior
Very like a lot of human beings I have found
Hey armadillo I can`t tell which way you`re facing
Maybe that`s a good thing, maybe you don`t even know
No one`s gonna bother you if they can`t find your front end
There again I guess you find your love life rather slow
In the armadillo circle
In that armour-plated set
The philosophy is simple
What you see ain`t what you get
In the armadillo culture
In that well-protected creed
A solid hide to hide in
Is the only thing you need
Hey armadillo
Hey armadillo what you doing in the desert
Is a life of burrowing the answer to it all
What I would give to leave my problems six feet underground
And always be the perfect shape to be, and have, a ball
In the armadillo circle
In that armour-plated set
The philosophy is simple
What you see ain`t what you get
In the armadillo culture
In that well-protected creed
A solid hide to hide in
Is the only thing you need
Hey armadillo
Hey armadillo