I stab people like everyday folks
skinny people any people I chop off their throats
My stabbin`s are ninja like very quickly, hey
by the time you feel it I`m like 3 blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck
now I stab people and drive away I`m like puttputtputtputt
I do a show and stab people at the same time
I stab bear cages security guards in the back of the neck
I love waffle house, I stab people there
their so shitty and dumpy they don`t even care
I love stabbin` people, def leopard remember them
when I cut their fuckin drummers are off, you can ask`em
Leo Owen the president of island
I`m at a business meeting with him looking at him I`m smiling
I just up with the stab and he kicked my ass
17th floor they through me out through the glass
Help Me
(help`em)
Fuckin help me
(help`em)
I need you to help me
(help`em)
Somebody come and help me
(help`em)
Jehovah`s witnesses I swear man I love `em
they`re standing out on the porch, knockin I`m waiting above `em
punch and wound victims right through my door
come back mothafucka, ill stab you some more
one time I went wrestler, I wrestled the best
I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex
I stabbed Tony Schiavone the commentator guy (or got me, I`m not sure)
before the match I went to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye
I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a match
he was like (what are you doing) I said fuckin relax
I stabbed him again and again I jumped out and ran
everybody chased me, catch me if you can
I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my health
he twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbing myself
I stab cabby drivers right through the thick glass
ginsu built to last, can you help
Slice `em up, Slice `em down
side to side and all around
They don`t help, they don`t care
ginsu swingin everywhere
Slice `em up, Slice `em down
side to side and all around
They don`t help, the don`t care
ginsu swingin everywhere
I saved up my money and went to see the Lilith fair
started stabbing lesbians, there was millions of them there
I took off my thong and jumped in the pit
but there wasnt any pit, it was only me and that was it
but so what, I was throwin myself all over the floor
Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you fuckin whore
One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass
stabbed them all in the face, that`s why they wear masks
my little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood
I drive with my lights off all throuhg my neighborhood
but its so hard to sneak because of the muffler
I hate that fucker
I did a song with 3-6 mafia, them guys are the shit
we went to their studio and I started rockin it
after the session they all left out of there
but I stayed behind and stabbed the engineer
Help Me
(help`em)
Fuckin help me
(help`em)
I need you to help me
(help`em)
Fuckin come and help me
(help`em)
Naw fuck you
(fuck`em)
fuck all of you
(fuck`em)
you better fuckin help me
(help`em)
help me, help me
Slice `em up, Slice `em down
side to side and all around
They don`t help, the don`t care
ginsu swingin everywhere
Slice `em up, Slice `em down
side to side and all around
They don`t help, they don`t care
ginsu swingin everywhere
