There was a guy who had no head
He had no teeth he had no tongue
He had no body nad no feet
He was born in a no man`s land
He had no legs he had no hands
You`ll say he`s really sick
He had no ass he had no dick
Do you wanna make a bet
I swear it`s all true
He was as real as I see you
The weirdest guy I ever met.
I said your life must be a bore
He said:"I can`t take it no more"
He had no arms he had no hair
Sometimes life really ain`t fair
Do you wanna make a bet
I swear it`s all true
He was as real as I see you
The weirdest guy I ever met.
There`s nothing else to add
Except he wasn`t that bad
It`s taken way too long
I don`t know why we wrote this song